but seriously, whenever i read fanfictions where england is a huge douche i get angry because wow
Are you sure
are we talking about the same character?
Please don’t mischaracterise this precious character
He’s practically sealands daddy ok?
- Haruka: *YELLING*
- Rin: *SCREAMING*
- Makoto: *PANICKING*
- Sousuke: *CRYING IN THE SHOWER*
- ED: Hey future fish!
A Fart in Queen Elizabeth’s Court
Edward De Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford once accidentally farted in front of Queen Elizabeth I. Out of shame he went into exile for 7 years.
Upon his return the Queen welcomed him home and said, “My Lord, I had forgotten the fart.”
I had my usual runny nose at work from the cats but it hasn’t stopped at all and I’m just like who gave me this cold they better have gotten over it quick because I’m going on holiday on Saturday and I’m not willing to be ill for it.